The Very Best Suburb

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The Very Best Suburb


A collection of satirical stories set in Elmington, a fictitious, self-satisfied suburb of Toronto.

Residents of Elmington include:

  • a newlywed who uses home décor to communicate with her aloof husband
  • a pathologically superstitious real estate developer
  • a housewife who bears an uncanny resemblance to Princess Diana
  • a librarian who discovers he is in a polyamorous marriage
  • an atheist Lutheran pastor
  • a cynical cashier who analyzes customers by their shopping habits

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