The Very Best Suburb

A collection of satirical stories set in Elmington, a fictitious, self-satisfied suburb of Toronto.

Residents of Elmington include:

• a newlywed who uses home décor to communicate with her aloof husband
• a pathologically superstitious real estate developer
• a housewife who bears an uncanny resemblance to Princess Diana
• a librarian who discovers he is in a polyamorous marriage
• an atheist Lutheran pastor
• a cynical cashier who analyzes customers by their shopping habits