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The Very Best Suburb
A collection of satirical stories set in Elmington, a fictitious, self-satisfied suburb of Toronto.
Residents of Elmington include:
- a newlywed who uses home décor to communicate with her aloof husband
- a pathologically superstitious real estate developer
- a housewife who bears an uncanny resemblance to Princess Diana
- a librarian who discovers he is in a polyamorous marriage
- an atheist Lutheran pastor
- a cynical cashier who analyzes customers by their shopping habits